only in texas.

would this conversation ever take place:

cici's pizza: (man with accent answers) cici's pizza, can i help you?
me: hi, yeah, i just wanted to let y'all know that about 10-12 of us will be showing up around 7:30. and i was also wondering if it's okay to bring balloons?
cici's: no.
me: ....okay, well is it okay to bring my laptop?
cici's: no
(pause)
me: i'm sorry, but is there anything i can bring?
(pause)
cici's: hmmm?
(pause)
me: i'm sorry, but do you understand what i am asking?
cici's: no. i don't speak english.

AWESOME. that is a real thing.