Friday, May 27, 2011

almost famous.

my twitter life can't get any better. especially after THE count von count retweeted me. 

yes, i am well aware of my muppet you seen the new trailers???

pps. i miss you seattle. but texas is being really good to me. so don't worry. okay?


i wasn't even upset when the lady at lunch kept referring to me as darlin'. in fact, i reveled in it.


all you brand new cougar grads were almost freshman when cecil was handing me my diploma. now i feel old.

Saturday, May 21, 2011


bon iver's new single. it's terrible. there. i said it.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


i just ran out of salsa. my world might implode.

...i'm not kidding...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


i'm longing for my long hair.

 r.i.p. dec. 17, 2010.

and i am well aware that i am putting off writing my lesson. more you than you know.

breakthrough. breakdown.

great news. i taught myself how to check my car's tire pressure AND how to put air in them.

don't worry, i had a great cheerleader. my dog was kind enough to cheer me on at the gas station. thanks champ.

and. i know i probably should have already known how to do that, but let's get real. that's what home teachers are for...or always have been for me...until now...

oh and ps. i have to teach institute on thursday. what?!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011


are never okay. not even as yoga pants. case closed.


some people believe they can be delivered from the depths of hell.

my package was delivered from the usps.

those are one and the same, right?

Monday, May 9, 2011


well the usps at least knows that my package exists.

it was in indiana and is now in maryland, which was quite exciting news for's so close yet so far from dc.

however, we took one giant step backwards, as it has now been listed as missent.

i am at the point, where i would rather fly to maryland, get my envelope and hand deliver it myself. seriously, so inefficient and ineffective.

in the meanwhile, thank your for your positive thoughts and prayers. keep them coming. we are now on round two of an investigation. at least the package was found, so hopefully now we can just get it delivered....

Thursday, May 5, 2011

hey. mr. postman.

if you know me, then you know that i am a completely rational fact it takes a lot to work me i feel completely validated in issuing this plea.

as you know, i have been in the midst of my peace corps application process. the other week was a landmark, as i finally completed the medical portion of the application, which was no easy feat. i dutifully made copies of all of my documents, and sent them via usps priority mail with all the bells and whistles attached to be sure that it would a) get delivered and b) get delivered in a timely manner.

however, the one time i really, really, really needed them to pull through for me, i have been let down. my medical papers with highly confidential information is floating out there in usps land, and internally i am panicing.  i know, i know, i have copies just in case, but i will still have to go and get more dental x-rays done if this package is not found, and x-rays are $$$.

so if you are religious, or believe in an a higher being, or if you believe in the power of transferring positive thoughts...then please, please pray for me that my medical paperwork arrives...or please keep it in your thoughts please...i could really use some of your positive thinking....

now...back to endlessly bugging the usps with incessant phone calls....

Wednesday, May 4, 2011