i am here! i am blogging here! RIGHT HERE!!! namely because the following thought was said aloud, and i didn't want to be THAT person who posted it on facebook:
"too many people keep their [insert whichever social media website] accounts private these days. it makes it really hard to stalk them."
and that folks is what my saturday nights in the peace corps have come to. i wish i could say there was more shame in this, but there's not. if anything, it's made all the human parts come to surface even more.
in other news, i am butchering the english language left to right (or is it left and right?...i can't remember...SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!?). i have yet to peru my pants. i have convinced myself that i have perfect a great luigi italian accent...and that it is the funniest thing that has happened to the year 2013. i have developed perhaps an unhealthy relationship with the west wing, and my sarcasm rate has hit an all time high. sorrynotsorry.
but i think it should be stated. i am happy. i am well. and i am debating on crashing the high school dance tonight...that's totally cool, right?