watch out. i have been getting much less sleep than usual this week and i can't seem to catch up.
you may be asking yourself, "how is this my problem?" well, i am still driving and my skills have dissolved to the level of a teenager who just received their permit, or the level of a 98-year-old man who stubbornly refuses to retire their keys.
countless curbs, my parking garage entrance gate, the pedestrian cop and even a pillar have all fallen victim to this.
you may be next. so please accept my apology on advance.